19-year-old thug Craig Mawdsley has robbed your home, smashed up your car and mugged your grandmother. Now he attempts his greatest ever assault on the general public – by writing a book.

Craig hates everyone so much that even his dislike of writing cannot stop his desire to offend all those that have labelled him a chav, weasel, scumbag – and, yes, c*nt.

You know his type, you see him everyday, and you try to avoid him at all costs. But you can’t anymore, because within these demented pages, Craig tells how he has inexplicably risen through the social ranks to a place where he can terrorise mankind with unlimited prejudice – before the true purpose of his unusual literary project is shockingly revealed.